whenever i lose a follower i just wonder
what was the final straw
(Source: penotbutter, via wh4thum4nity)
if i ever date a famous boy and i got hate for it i’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them i’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
(Source: kathrynknowles, via alissasaurussex)
nothing annoys me more than when i try to switch tabs and i accidentally drag that tab to make a new window
like why you gotta be like that man
(Source: jadeita, via imsorrymissjacksonn)
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
(via ladisputing)
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
Right now.
By myself.
(via ladisputing)
